For a good time, call sip:jenny@call8675309.onsip.com!

Tommy Tutone, I owe you an apology for not calling you back.. So many calls, throughout the day and night, every day of the week for years. You have to understand, you SCARED me!

HELLO....FREAKY STALKER!

I know you found my number on the wall like all the others before but seriously; did you really think you could just call me for a good time? I was not that type of girl!

Anyway, as it turns out, in a strange way, your relentless stalker calls went to my head and my ego got so bloated, I’ve been unable to establish a meaningful relationship with anyone to this day.

Your calls have stopped and I’ve found myself thinking about you all the time. I used to spend hours listening to your messages on my answering machine until the little cassette tape got stuck and I lost all the messages. I can’t stop thinking of you now!

I really want you to call me so I can be yours! But, I’ve upgraded things around here. 867-5309 is no longer my number. I’m using SIP service from OnSIP now. It’s like Skype, but you don’t need to be on Skype (tm) to call me. And, the SIP call is free because it doesn’t use the old telephone network.

Here’s my SIP address:

SIP:jenny@call8675309.onsip.com

Please call me so we can finally be together. If you get my voicemail, leave a message. It will be transcribed and sent to my blackberry with a .wav file instantly so I can hear your voice again!