Top 5 most inappropriate uses for 911, in no particular order.
5. On a dare. If someone dares you to call 911, wait and check to see if you are no longer in junior high. If not, then find new friends - aren't you a little old for pranking?
4. Reporting fake crimes or exaggerating smaller ones. Your cat Fluffy is stuck in a tree! While this is definitely not an ideal situation, try a can of tuna or some treats before declaring an emergency. Fluffy might not be stuck at all, he/she might just be a little lazy, in a bad mood or stubborn.
3. Calling to ask the 911 operator or police officer on a date. While he or she is probably a great catch, there are probably better methods to asking someone on a date.